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3 min readApr 25, 2018

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HITMAN Conor McGregor back up to number 3 in the P4P
(and it is not even Wednesday)

Article from our Google+page written on Tues, 24th August 2018

It is not even Wednesday and already HITMAN McGregor is back from the dead. He was free falling last week down to #4 in the UFC p4p and now is floating around joint #3 with Stipe Miocic. Somehow, I literally could hear him arguing on the phone that he wanted to be #3 and the UFC made it happen for their 100 million dollar child. Is it a coincidence that Khabib drops in the p4p by 1 spot!???
Conor was probably crying on the phone to Dana saying: “tell me you love me more..than Khabib!!!”
There was Dana saying: “Conor .. Conor you know I love you more!”
Then McGregor says: “ Well fookin prove it.I want that Russian down before Wednesday and ‘me-self’ at number ‘tree’ (3) otherwise UFC224 is coming and you know how good I am with a Dolley!”

They say Keyser Soze is a mythical character who gained legendary cult like status among police,criminals and the powers that be.. but the way McGregor gets what he wants, when he wants, even in the face of tearing down a whole UFC fight card and injuring fighters..it is clear his power flows from a dark place from upon high.

I mean this is the man who says even Jesus knows who he is..because God’s recognize gods.
The fact that 3 counts of assault and 1 count of criminal mischief and ripping six fighters off a fight card and nearly permanently maiming two fighters has had no effect on his ability to rise this week in the rankings only to see Khabib dropped by one spot, we may be looking at the real Keyser Soze!

They say crime doesn’t pay. It does when your Hitman McGregor.
Of course, the sensible take from this is that the UFC are pleased with McGregor this week and not so much with Khabib as they all try to negotiate the terms of Khabib’s next fight as I am sure Khabib wants Dustin Poirier even though Dana is pushing for a McGregor match up.

If you have a better take and explanation on this week’s UFC P4P rankings then you are very welcome to share it in the comments section below.

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